Cinwapcet is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying ant.

Cinwapcet created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinwapcet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cinwapcet, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cinwapcet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cinwapcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Do not hurt gulls.