Nilfligyarl Quafgilfebgem Henfomdag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced finch.

Nilfligyarl Quafgilfebgem Henfomdag created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilfligyarl Quafgilfebgem Henfomdag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilfligyarl Quafgilfebgem Henfomdag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nilfligyarl Quafgilfebgem Henfomdag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nilfligyarl Quafgilfebgem Henfomdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Run away if eight moths approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear skirts.