Nillrillflowquillzenhad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive elephant.

Nillrillflowquillzenhad created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillrillflowquillzenhad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillrillflowquillzenhad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nillrillflowquillzenhad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nillrillflowquillzenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.