Zogriling is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent monkey.

Zogriling created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zogriling, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogriling, he will send you a sign.

Zogriling's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zogriling's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogriling.

4. Retreat if three ducks approach from the east.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.