Fublabfum Bimcintonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent hamster.

Fublabfum Bimcintonk created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fublabfum Bimcintonk, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fublabfum Bimcintonk, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fublabfum Bimcintonk's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fublabfum Bimcintonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Erect four copper sculptures of Fublabfum Bimcintonk on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fublabfum Bimcintonk on top of all buildings.