Gemflowab Dodxuckgad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving slug.

Gemflowab Dodxuckgad created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemflowab Dodxuckgad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gemflowab Dodxuckgad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gemflowab Dodxuckgad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gemflowab Dodxuckgad's Holy Commandments

1. Gemflowab Dodxuckgad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gemflowab Dodxuckgad.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must never eat rice.