Rulgodkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic hare.

Rulgodkab created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgodkab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulgodkab, he will turn you into a tree.

Rulgodkab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rulgodkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near voles.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sick cats.