Garcinrowdam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured warg.

Garcinrowdam created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Garcinrowdam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Garcinrowdam, he will turn you into a tree.

Garcinrowdam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Garcinrowdam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not speak about wheat.