Kamcemfebmutgonquat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying skunk.

Kamcemfebmutgonquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamcemfebmutgonquat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamcemfebmutgonquat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kamcemfebmutgonquat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kamcemfebmutgonquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Kamcemfebmutgonquat must be the most important thing in your life.