Sugpodwodsittin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable hippopotamus.

Sugpodwodsittin created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugpodwodsittin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sugpodwodsittin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sugpodwodsittin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sugpodwodsittin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sugpodwodsittin on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never feed grapes to seals while wearing fawn tights.