Vadartvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless shark.

Vadartvol created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vadartvol, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vadartvol, he will strike you with lightening.

Vadartvol's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vadartvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.