Mipdingig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited porpoise.

Mipdingig created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdingig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mipdingig, it will not care.

Mipdingig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mipdingig's Holy Commandments

1. Mipdingig loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never eat tomatoes.