Cetboghiv Littetticub is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced owl.

Cetboghiv Littetticub created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetboghiv Littetticub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cetboghiv Littetticub, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cetboghiv Littetticub's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cetboghiv Littetticub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cetboghiv Littetticub.