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He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered shrew.

Nartbigcunmilyamvogmotqueeg Wodlimhub Tanliggab created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbigcunmilyamvogmotqueeg Wodlimhub Tanliggab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nartbigcunmilyamvogmotqueeg Wodlimhub Tanliggab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nartbigcunmilyamvogmotqueeg Wodlimhub Tanliggab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nartbigcunmilyamvogmotqueeg Wodlimhub Tanliggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nartbigcunmilyamvogmotqueeg Wodlimhub Tanliggab on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.