Konfossbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, temperamental clam.

Konfossbeg created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfossbeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Konfossbeg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Konfossbeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Konfossbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konfossbeg.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Konfossbeg loves sheep, so they must be honoured.