Babnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish naga.

Babnurl created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babnurl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babnurl, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Babnurl's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Babnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Always obey Babnurl's priests.

3. Babnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.