Cumvagsterflig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart lion.

Cumvagsterflig created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumvagsterflig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cumvagsterflig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cumvagsterflig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cumvagsterflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing black tights.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help seals.