Zadgodpark is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent capybara.

Zadgodpark created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Zadgodpark, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zadgodpark, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zadgodpark's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zadgodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never talk about black holes.