Zigkonmot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest duck.

Zigkonmot created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigkonmot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zigkonmot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zigkonmot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zigkonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.