Stanlarngep Cunkadgid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, cheerful snake.

Stanlarngep Cunkadgid created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Stanlarngep Cunkadgid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stanlarngep Cunkadgid, he will remove you from existence.

Stanlarngep Cunkadgid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stanlarngep Cunkadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Stanlarngep Cunkadgid.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stanlarngep Cunkadgid.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.