Butflatwod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered faun.

Butflatwod created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Butflatwod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Butflatwod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Butflatwod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Butflatwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not chop down trees.