Ruttagmot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful fish.

Ruttagmot created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttagmot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruttagmot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttagmot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ruttagmot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ruttagmot on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick rats.