Guptailmab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident hare.

Guptailmab created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guptailmab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guptailmab, it will strike you with lightening.

Guptailmab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Guptailmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. You must pray to Guptailmab nine times a day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.