Flowpigbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful squirrel.

Flowpigbim created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpigbim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowpigbim, he will turn you into a mole.

Flowpigbim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flowpigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.