Fenpibnan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical whale.

Fenpibnan created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpibnan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenpibnan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fenpibnan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fenpibnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Fenpibnan.

5. You must love Fenpibnan.