Safsadran is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful crocodile.

Safsadran created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safsadran, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Safsadran, it will be very unhappy.

Safsadran's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Safsadran's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Safsadran loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.