Viltikdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain naga.

Viltikdit created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viltikdit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Viltikdit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Viltikdit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Viltikdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Viltikdit loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if four gulls approach from the west.

4. Hide if seven eagles approach from the east.

5. Always look after injured shrews.