Listbiften is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless dolphin.

Listbiften created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listbiften, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listbiften, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Listbiften's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Listbiften's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Listbiften eight times a day.

5. Run away if six bats approach from the west.