Bumnigsig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart cobra.

Bumnigsig created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnigsig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bumnigsig, he will not care at all.

Bumnigsig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bumnigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not speak about lentils.