Kompinzebvid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying tapir.

Kompinzebvid created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kompinzebvid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kompinzebvid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kompinzebvid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kompinzebvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Kompinzebvid.