Hunflowbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing finch.

Hunflowbast created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunflowbast, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunflowbast, it will curse you with boils.

Hunflowbast's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hunflowbast's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hunflowbast loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.