Bothoglop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing newt.

Bothoglop created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bothoglop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bothoglop, it will ignore you.

Bothoglop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bothoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.