Gedortgov Gidingbogjip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical dragon.

Gedortgov Gidingbogjip created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gedortgov Gidingbogjip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gedortgov Gidingbogjip, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gedortgov Gidingbogjip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gedortgov Gidingbogjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gedortgov Gidingbogjip's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.