Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing sheep.

Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three sharks approach from the west.

2. Never sing in the presence of otters.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Queegsigsigdudgomcepwad.