Fasfebjin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful hippopotamus.

Fasfebjin created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Fasfebjin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fasfebjin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fasfebjin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fasfebjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Fasfebjin first in all things.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.