Cebdissquamzenhogmeglitmil is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable snail.

Cebdissquamzenhogmeglitmil created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebdissquamzenhogmeglitmil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebdissquamzenhogmeglitmil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cebdissquamzenhogmeglitmil's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cebdissquamzenhogmeglitmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.