Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able crow.

Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg, it will send you a sign.

Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Flytagyikdodbabgedpagweg.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat carrots.