Bomteenstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered dugong.

Bomteenstrag created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomteenstrag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomteenstrag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bomteenstrag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bomteenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Bomteenstrag.

5. Worship no other gods but Bomteenstrag.