Kamdogpasbatnibfagflap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able hare.

Kamdogpasbatnibfagflap created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kamdogpasbatnibfagflap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kamdogpasbatnibfagflap, she will make you grow a tail.

Kamdogpasbatnibfagflap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kamdogpasbatnibfagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if eight bats approach from the south.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.