Parkgedven is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, duplicitous wren.

Parkgedven created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkgedven, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkgedven, he will have a low opinion of you.

Parkgedven's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Parkgedven's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to turtles while wearing cyan trousers.

2. Parkgedven must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.