Fetpodmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring pig.

Fetpodmit created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetpodmit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fetpodmit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fetpodmit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fetpodmit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fetpodmit.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always wear black.