Bemyattkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous deer.

Bemyattkip created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemyattkip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bemyattkip, it will turn you into a rat.

Bemyattkip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bemyattkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.