Gadhubwitsagjipcabzag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent faun.

Gadhubwitsagjipcabzag created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhubwitsagjipcabzag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gadhubwitsagjipcabzag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gadhubwitsagjipcabzag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gadhubwitsagjipcabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Never sit near cats.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Hide if four squirrels approach from the east.