Narlbophogbessflap Manvidfut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous wasp.

Narlbophogbessflap Manvidfut created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbophogbessflap Manvidfut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Narlbophogbessflap Manvidfut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Narlbophogbessflap Manvidfut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Narlbophogbessflap Manvidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never look in ponds.