Gommobwit Bimquatkin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful jellyfish.

Gommobwit Bimquatkin created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommobwit Bimquatkin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gommobwit Bimquatkin, it will come to you in dreams.

Gommobwit Bimquatkin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gommobwit Bimquatkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gommobwit Bimquatkin's name in vain.

2. Gommobwit Bimquatkin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.