Vonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, boastful dragon.

Vonk created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vonk, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vonk's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from orange dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.