Kemmutgig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omniscient cobra.

Kemmutgig created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemmutgig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemmutgig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kemmutgig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kemmutgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemmutgig.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemmutgig.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.