Tomgebtip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful snake.

Tomgebtip created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Tomgebtip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomgebtip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tomgebtip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tomgebtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tomgebtip's name in vain.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Tomgebtip on top of important buildings.