Govfenwip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish fish.

Govfenwip created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Govfenwip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Govfenwip, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Govfenwip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Govfenwip's Holy Commandments

1. Govfenwip loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Govfenwip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.