Sabyaklist is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing faun.

Sabyaklist created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sabyaklist, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabyaklist, it will make you grow a tail.

Sabyaklist's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sabyaklist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sabyaklist on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.